In bizarrro world

For those of your who do not read comic books -- bizzaro world is an alternate dimension where things are often the opposite of our world -- Bizzaro Superman is evil (with a capital E)

sometimes I wonder what I would be if I were a Domme

and I don't think bizarro sfp is a possibility

but I've been thinking about what I'm missing in my relationship with M -- and it's almost all due to the long distance and my lack of attention (attention whore that I am) and frankly -- physical touch.

so in this version --Domme/Bizzarro sfp would have a slave who only wanted to make her more comfortable.

give her massages and pedicures
bring her a cup of Earl Grey just the way I like it -- a bit weak and cooled off so I don't burn my mouth.
He would pick up the mail, which I never remember -- and automatically throw out all the junk mail
He would go see movies with me and make sure I had a jacket because I always get cold

He would love my cooking and help me clean up afterwards

The bizarro-slave would brush my hair after a bad day -- and would curl up with me on the sofa and put his head in my lap for his reward as we watched a movie at the end of the day,

sounds great - right?

too bad real world SFP couldn't top someone if her life depended on it -- certainly not in bed.

but it's a lovely thought

I miss being petted and pampered

I need to see my man.