Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Pedironi Pizza

M and I have some strange conversations

I was trying to decide if I wanted to get something to eat
or get a pedicure
and bemoaning the fact that I couldn't do them both at the same time

M suggested that this was a great business idea for us

pedicures and pizza

Pedironi Pizza

yes -- we're disgusting and strange

He strongly encouraged me to get a pedi

and yeah

I've been neglecting myself
so I decided to skip the pizza
and get the pedi

Pedicures are strange

have you noticed -- you never get the same pedicure

everywhere you go
they have a completely different technique

today

wax
and honey
and oats
and a massage where she
hit me with her tiny fists
including on top of the knees
and then massaged me
with hot rocks

hot rocks?
why hot rocks?

I think they just make this shit up
I don't need baby ferrets to nibble off my cuticles
I don't need slices of cucumber up and down my shins

and I'm not quite sure why I need lotion rubbed on
and then wiped off

I just want someone
to paint my damned toenails
so it doesn't look like
it was done by a pack of 2 year olds.

rocks

seriously

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texts:

So you will suck my cock and get beaten with pretty toes.

You will beat me with my own toes?

11 comments:

  1. Omg, you two are adorable.

    And yeah, i totally know what you're saying about the differences in pedicures. Sounds like you went real fancy this time - see, i like all that stuff! Bring on the hot rocks and cucumber! Massage away! Yesssss - headed that way myself this evening!

    And i kinda like the food/pedicure idea - i'd go for it in a heartbeat. Could you make mine salad though?

    aisha

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    1. We're freaks

      but we're good for each other at least.

      other business suggestions from M

      Pedifile -- tax returns and Pedicures

      Pedicash -- strip joint and Pedicures

      yeah

      that's why I love him.

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  2. You will beat me with my own toes?

    I want pictures...

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    1. Yeah -- pretty sure I'm going to pay for my wise ass on Saturday

      sfp

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    2. We always do.
      And yet, we don't stop...?
      go figure.

      ;-D

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  3. Pizza and Pedi's lol too funny. Don't really understand the hot rock thing. All mouse cares is that her feet look nice and toes done...And not done the way she'd do it herself.

    Really...

    Hugs,
    mouse

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    1. that's pretty much what I want

      they were dismayed that I didn't get fake nails

      sfp

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    2. on your toes???? like...really???

      omg..sorry..now THAT ooks me out!

      nilla

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  4. Oh I love that ferret cuticle thing. It's so hard to find that anywhere.

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    1. it's really rare to find a good ferret nail bar these days.

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  5. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    i was watching House Hunters International on HGTV a few weeks ago and the family was being relocated to...Maylaysia? And they have open-air marketplaces...the guy paid a few bucks and immersed his feet in a fishbowl (a big one)...and the little fishes, nibbled at his feet, eating off the dead skin.

    i'm still not sure if that would ook me the fuck out...or be wicked kewl...

    nilla

    ps...i would TOTALLY go for a pedi if there was a pizza involved. i had my first wax thingy when i was with aisha in where-she-lives...it was awesome. PUnching me and rubbing me with rocks? um...dunno...

    n

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