(M is at some sort of awards banquet -- texting ensued)
Shhhh do you hear that?
What did I not hear?
The cunt mating call
what's it sound like?
It's a wet slurpy sound
Louder
IT'S A WET SLURPY SOUND
Huh? You're muffled
IT'S......A.......W.E.T.....S.L.U.R.P.Y.....S.O.U.N.D!!!!!!!!
I'm on slippery ground???
SLURRRRRRPPPPPY!!!!!! SOOOOOUNNNND!!!!!
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Yes -- he is perfect for me.
OMG, you're killing me here... snorting laughter... omg.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. Perfect for you.
I'm soooo happy for you, sister of mine.
aisha
*guffaw*
ReplyDelete*G U F F A W*
* GG UU FF AA WW**
nilla
he's a funny guy
ReplyDeleteI can hear him now
"What? I can't hear you"
lol
sfp