Burning Love

ok - so a smidge of reality

(hmm -- spell check tells me "smidge" isn't a word -- whatever)

So yes

I've become some sort of anal slut

and

I have a smidge of a hemorrhoid problem

not a terrible problem
and not caused by our play

but it's there
so

sometimes

it hurts a LOT

and there's a tiny bit of bleeding afterwards

I'm used to it

it doesn't freak me out

but I am a moron

I drove home
craving spicy food

yeah

YOU can see it coming

too bad I didn't

I spent the afternoon --

with the acid poop.

MotherfuckerGodDamnFuck