Friday, January 27, 2012

Conversation VI

You are by far the most superior man I've ever known

(scoffs)

too much?

a bit

it was the "by far" -- huh - a bit hard to swallow

******

Later -- as I obsessed over having hung a painting so that it was uncentered on the wall

OMG -- I have to fix it the second we get off the phone

what if I told you you would not fix it

(long pause)

I wouldn't fix it
but you wouldn't do that to me

wouldn't I?

no -- you wouldn't
you're not that much of a sadist.

no -- I'm not - you may fix it

Thank you

(laughing) -- when you see it centered you'll know that it's because -- what was it you called me?

the most superior man I've ever known

by far

yes -- by far

9 comments:

  1. *grinning*

    well, you could always hang two smaller things to compensate for the "off center" one...

    but yeah... i so grok this...

    i love that he pulls these little controls out and just puts them there for you to swallow...what a blessing, at least for a submissive!!

    Hugs,

    nilla

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    1. He thought the idea of making me stare at it -- off center for weeks or months hysterical.

      but I love these moments

      because even though we both knew he was teasing me

      if he insisted.

      I would have left it

      gah --

      it would have made me crazy -- but I would have done it

      and I'm so happy he's not that sort.

      sfp

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  2. He is pretty darn superior, isn't he? Laughing... maybe second only to MY Sir, who of course, is superior BY FAR to any man!

    I'm so glad you're happy. :-)

    hug,

    aisha

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    1. I am

      very very happy

      and very very "IN" the moment

      sfp

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  3. just assure mouse there was NO tape measure involved and we'll call it good.

    Hugs,
    mouse

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    1. um.

      yeah

      um.

      there was a yard stick

      and

      I had to move the nail twice.

      but then I could sleep.

      sfp

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    2. Wow...thought Omega was only one anal enough to do that...do you also...never mind...

      There was a nail in the wall when mouse moved in. Without much consideration, she stuck a picture up and called it good. Until Omega moved in. It bothered him...deeply. It wasn't centered right..too high, too much to the left. He tried to give it scale, to balance it. He tried not to say much about it. He thought it was special. He thought that mouse put it there by design.

      Finally, one day, while hanging real artwork, he asked about it...mouse said oh that...well there was a nail there already, so there was this pretty all occasion card that mouse stuck in frame...

      He wanted to know if the card had meaning...no mouse has 20 others just like in a drawer....

      He pulled the picture off the wall, pulled out the nail, repaired the wall and hung a painting..

      Now mouse could swear it was in almost the same place, but ya, there was tape measure...

      Hugs,
      mouse

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    3. lol mouse

      and

      um

      I still am a bit concerned that it's ...noooooot quiiiiite where I want it.

      sigh

      I need a hobby

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  4. Sounds like you should get Omega to help you hang the pic?

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