Men vs Women

When I walked into work today I immediately got comments from my staff (all female) on my cute new cut -- followed by OMG -- what happened - -about the burns

a few minutes later I went to the manager's meeting (all men) -- where they said -- not one thing.

lol

they stared at it like it was a live snake in the room

but not one of them asked a question

I'm going to see how long I can make this last

see if they break
if they can't take it any more

if I were one of the guys they would be busting on me instantly
there would be 50 jokes

maybe

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning - -it smells like victory"
or
knicknaming me "spot" or "scabby" for the rest of my life

perhaps some vintage Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial cracks

but instead

because I'm not one of the guys

I get to fuck with them
by acting as if everything is perfectly normal

it's all about finding the bright side ya'll!