sometimes it really strikes me how country it is here
the other morning at work
we had a discussion about road kill
it went something like this
person 1: Did you see that road kill - what the hell is that
person 2: a beaver?
person 1: no the tail is wrong -- it has more of rat type tail
person 3: maybe a hog?
person 1: I thought it was a nutria
person 4: what the fuck is a nutria
person 1: it's a swamp rat -- imported from south america - but it's more of a Lousiana thing -- they have orange teeth
person 4: you're making that up
person 1 googles it and shows the group.
unbelievable
a long discussion about roadkill at work
soooo country
yeah.....so you guys know that I was person 1 -- right?
lmao
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteworrying that you are person 1!
ReplyDeleteI no longer feel bad about not finishing off the skunk that was still flopping in the road this week. LMAO
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Of course the advantage to this knowledge is that you will never expose yourself to mockery at my hands by coming in screaming that there's an ENORMOUS white RAT outside the kitchen door and we need to Run For Our Lives!!!
ReplyDelete"Have you never seen a possum?"
... "A what?"
Hell no Jz -- my family has a recipe for possum in an old old book
ReplyDeleteit starts
"first you catch a possum"
sfp
ROTFLOL....
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