One Night in Paradise

Tonight

at 4

I am dropping the girls off at my Mom and Dad's house

for

well

nothing

I have nothing planned

I am likely to come home and do nothing

but

(ok insert wavy lines here for dream sequence ala Wayne's World)

I could get a massage - and a pedicure -- and go to starbucks and sit by myself or a movie-- a grown up movie -- ahhhhh

I could go eat Indian food

I could masturbate with my door open and make lots of noise

but

if Sir P lived here

and I had this glorious evening free

I would

get on my knees
at his feet
and look up at him

and ask
very
very nicely

if I might have my beating now

and if he were here

I would be sitting very gingerly at church on Sunday

happily
happily
happily

Happy Saturday y'all.

sfp