Thursday, July 7, 2011

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You know that spider?

the one in your shower this morning?

Yes -- the one in my shower this morning

what about it baby?

It's gone now

yeah -- I thought that might happen

now I don't know where it is

don't worry about it baby
I didn't want to say anything because I knew it
would bother you -- wondering where it went

I ran some water down the drain to see if it comes out

Baby it's not the itsy bitsy spider
going to come out and dry out

(walks into bathroom with phone)

Ha! -- there you are!
It's huge

find a shoe

it won't work -- it's by the drain and it's not flat
I've got the toothpaste box

Baby don't use the toothpaste box - -get a shoe

ah! ah! DIE DIE DIE ew ew ew
got it
now -- I've -- got -- to -- crap -- getinthere! - fish it out of the tub
toothpaste box for the win -- safely contained
I'm going to thow it outside in case it's playing possum
thanks for helping me kill the spider

You did the opposite of everything I said
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8 comments:

  1. nillaJuly 7, 2011 at 7:14 AM

    *guffaws*

    egads, i'm almost dying from laughing here....

    nilla
    who had a dead mouse on the floor, courtesy of Mr. Cat who is trying to secure his footing in the house hierarchy due to Mamma (to be) Kitty moving in....

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  2. strivingforpeaceJuly 7, 2011 at 7:39 AM

    lol -- thanks Nilla

    and

    ewwww! -- Mr. Cat needs to learn that your love is won through jewelry and kisses -- not dead rodents

    eww

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  3. pepperJuly 7, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    When i still lived in SoCAl, Miss Kitty brought a flippin' alligator lizard in my bedroom...i sat on the bloodydamn thing. Master laughed His ass off! Your conversation made me laugh, it was so familiar...

    Cheers!

    pepper

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  4. little monkeyJuly 7, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    (I won't go into my stories of my Miss Kitty in SoCal, eeewwww)

    ROFL! sfp for the win!!!

    Just tell him that today you are celebrating opposite day!

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  5. JzJuly 7, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    I was going to say that his input allowed you to determine the correct course of action --
    but perhaps that's not really the way you want to take this...

    whatever.
    dead spider = good
    whichever way you thump it

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  6. sinJuly 7, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    we had a bat in the sink once. Kitchen sink. Fortunately my girlfriend arrived just in time to rescue me.

    A dead spider is a good spider.

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  7. strivingforpeaceJuly 8, 2011 at 6:24 AM

    I love how you all had much more horrible dead things to remove than I did

    bat in the sink=move

    ick

    sfp

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  8. AliJuly 12, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    okay this really made me laugh out loud. Especially his statement at the end. Fantastic.

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