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What the Hell - -nothing else I want to talk about -- but I'm not following their silly rules -- let the meme police come get me

There are only two rules: You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks. 

So here goes...

Only two rules: You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks.

Taken a picture naked? Yes 

Made money illegally? Yes -- well -- I assume so.  My Ex was a shady dude -- and I'm pretty sure that some of the stuff I helped him sell was um -- toasty

Had a one night stand? Yes - although I didn't think it would be.
Been in a fist fight? ROFL - no
Slept with your best friend? no -- I'm not one of those "M is my best friend" people -- although -- he sort of is -- BF are something different to me .
Had sex in a public place? Yes
Ditched work to have sex? Yes - well -- does telling your husband that you're ovulating and he needs to go home RIGHT now to fuck you -- and promising he'll be back to work in 20 minutes count?
Slept with a member of the same sex? Nope
Seen someone die? No
Ran from the police? Yes -- in a car (as a passenger) -- and had to pay a bribe to stay out of jail.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No -- don't be silly
Worn your partners unmentionables? No
Fallen asleep at work? Yes
Used toys in the bedroom? In the bedroom...in the living room...in the bathroom...in the kitchen....
Ran a red light? Yes
Been fired? Yes
Been in a car accident? Yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? no
Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes
Sang karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes (what a silly question)
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No -- sneezed so hard I peed my pants -- sure
Caught someone having sex? No- - BEEN caught -- yes
Kissed a perfect stranger? Oh, my Yes -- he was yummy
Shaved your partner? No
Given your private parts a nickname? No
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes
Had sex on a roof top? No
Played chicken? No
Mooned/flashed someone? No 
Do you sleep naked? sometimes -- it's hot here ya'll
Blacked out from drinking? Nope
Felt like killing someone? no -- killingkilling someone?  no
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes -- MmmMMmmMmmm
Been with someone because they were in a band? No
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Yes
Shot a gun? Yes
Gone outside naked? Yes


Sorry for the weird formatting -- when I copy things over I have to do weird things to make them visible on my background.

Happy Friday

sfp