Monday, September 5, 2011

Racoon dream

When I drove home last night I passed the dumpster

as I did

I saw 6 or 7 racoons swarming all over it

they turned -- in Children of the Corn unison to glare at me

I snapped a quick photo and drove away

I had to look over my shoulder on the way to my door

Last night I dreamed that I was on the top of a hill -- and they were coming up the hill to get me and all I had to throw at them were Loofas

um

because somehow I was standing in my bathtub
and
fending off a racoon invasion

I think there was a cougar too

that's not weird -  right?
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4 comments:

  1. sinSeptember 5, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Oh no, fighting off raccoons naked? Holy screaming critters Batman, that's a bad one! Seriously, I'm a bit afraid of raccoons. They are smart and not scared of people at all. That's probably why you dreamed of them!

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  2. strivingforpeaceSeptember 5, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Wow Sin -- um -- who said I was naked?

    I was just standing in my tub

    get your mind out of the gutter, girl!

    and

    yeah -- I think it's those creepy little hands

    sfp

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  3. JzSeptember 5, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    I know.
    I bathe with my clothes on, too.

    *bats eyelashes*

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    Omigosh, I'm soooooo telling JM this was my dream. We can work on this one for weeks.

    Thanks, Sfp.

    laughing...

    aisha

    P.S. But do you really think he's going to buy that i was in the tub with all my clothes on? lol. It just seems so unlikely.

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