Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Making Fire

Years ago

back when I was a vanilla girl

and not having sex with anyone

ya-huh

married.

I saw an episode of that show Real Sex

Real Sex 23 or something

and they had some woman teaching a group of women a seminar on the hand job.

My brain squirreled this away

for some reason

I remember telling a friend about it who tried it out and swore it was a big hit

the technique involved placing your hands on either side of the penis -- flat -- as if you were going to roll a bit of wood between them to make fire -- like a boy -- um -- girl scout.

working your way up and down the shaft.

big hit

BIG hit

I think the reason I can never find my keys is that my brain is filled with strange sex trivia

making fire indeed.
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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    Laughing...laughing... and laughing... I love this. I love you.

    aisha

    P.S. My word verification was sessubs. I'm not sure what it means, but it seems important...

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  2. little monkeySeptember 13, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    I'm going use this...tonight maybe:)

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  3. JSeptember 14, 2011 at 1:20 AM

    Lol - yep, I can attest that move is a big hit too. He still talks about it like it was a religious revelation or something!

    Jx

    HAH! My word verification was commin. Yep - that sums it up.

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  4. Mick CollinsSeptember 14, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    Very interesting concept.

    Mick

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  5. nillaSeptember 14, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    absolutely hysterical!!! (which is why i always hang my keys up the *second* i enter the door...or else i'd be screwed like i was every day in my 20's and not the good kinda screwed, either...)

    You should invent a Trivial Pursuit, SexEd version...grins....

    (i will file that info in my own brain....)

    nilla

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  6. perfect71psSeptember 14, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    Does the boy -- um -- girl scout torque the penis as they're working up and down, or do they just rub along its length? Could you post a video on YouTube?

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  7. sinSeptember 14, 2011 at 3:40 PM

    Ok, I'll try it, but if it comes off in my hand I'm blaming you!

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    Is lube used in this technique? Love it! Can't wait to try it!

    ~faithful

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  9. strivingforpeaceSeptember 14, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    @Aisha -- I was a bit shocked that my brain pulled that one out of storage

    @LM -- you'll have to let us know how W liked it

    @J -- yeah -- M looked -- shocked and very very happy

    @Mick - perhaps Molly can give it a go and you can give us a review

    @Nilla -- one tip does not an expert make

    @PL -- like fun -- no way is M going to let me video it.

    @Sin -- Gently -- gently

    @Faithful -- yes -- I used saliva -- but any lube would do.

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  10. nillaSeptember 14, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    OMG...i didn't know anyone, anyone else ever who said "like fun..." to mean "as if..."

    wicked mean kewl!

    nilla

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  11. strivingforpeaceSeptember 14, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    LOL -- we're a weird bunch Nilla

    sfp

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