I'm I sending out some sort of pheromone?

apparently I am

because I was contacted by a swarm of former suitors again (well - ok -- 2 - -but within minutes of each other)

the guy that lives around the corner - you remember him as the guy who beat the crap out of me -- was checking up again

mostly wanting to know if the girls were still here

he's the one that I don't much care for unless I'm in the same room with him - -and then I become jello

Must stay at least 4 blocks away -- or invest in turtlenecks.

and

another that is from the far past who wants to be my Dom -- and have me turn myself over to him

now

I really liked this guy when he was in the consideration phase

but then he turned me down because I wasn't his physical type

which really hurt my feelings

and

well - gosh - that's hard to get over.

I like him as a Dom - -but I sort of think he's an asshole as a person.

so

gee thanks guys -- I'll just be over here waiting for my prince to come

in other news

FoxyLoxy had a shit day

she had this little boyfriend -- who she fully intended to dump today btw

but he dumped her first

with a MEAN note in her locker

that said he hated her and called her a fatty

which is hysterical
because she's all angles and bones.

it was horrible misspelled with awful penmanship (he even spelled fatty with one t)

I offered to correct and grade it so she could return it to him - which earned a laugh - but somehow is too geeky a revenge for her taste

horrible little shit.

She was very hurt -- but since the relationship has only been for the past 10 days or so - I imagine the heartbreak will not survive the weekend.

poor thing

sfp