every once in awhile I am reminded how much I really am just lumpy's bitch.
lumpy makes me cry at work
and sometimes
lumpy makes me feel like I'm losing my mind
and sometimes
lumpy - -just for fun -- makes me come home on my lunch hour to masturbate.
well
and eat lunch
it doesn't take me that long to masturbate.
yeah -- I'm that girl.
ruled by the hormones.
lumpy gives the leash a little tug and I fall right in line with whatever it's cruel mix of hormones wants me to do
well -- your day is coming lumpy -- then we'll see who's boss....
mark my words
your day is coming
lumpy is a bitch.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
mouse
lumpy takes a really long time to leave the building. lumpy is a total bitch!
ReplyDeleteLOL guys -- the big meeting about lumpy is Monday....we'll teach her to try to control me!
ReplyDeleteWahahahahaha!
sfp
Keeping my fingers crossed for you and lumpy!!
ReplyDeleteaisha