Date prep

So as Dompossible and I  worry on each end about the will we won't we hit it off

to ourselves since we're not discussing it by mutual agreement

I've been working on getting ready for the date

ok

scratch that

I was supposed to be working on getting ready for the date

because he will require that I wear the plug for the date

actually

for any date

um

and not the tiny metal one

the glass plug

that's much more difficult for me

and

no

I've not been doing it

at all

for about a week

so all the work we did getting me ready to wear it long enough

out the window

So we'll be eating tapas on Sunday

but I'll be squirming a bit

and waiting for permission to remove it

but before all that

we've come to the logistical challenge

because he's staying about 45 minutes (in non rush hour traffic) from where I live

and I"ll be going that way the first date

and If I put it in before I leave home
and then drop off Pixie

yeah

I won't make it

so I offered to stop at a Starbucks and insert it
which he vetoed

because it really is quite difficult for me to put in
and I might need some time

and you know

no one knocking at the door for me to hurry up because they've been swilling lattes for hours and need to go.

so I will borrow his room (with both keys) to insert it before we go out to dinner

(don't freak out ya'll - I've vetted the crap out of him - he's cleaner than I am)

so

I am up to an hour and 1/2

at which point I was begging to be done
and

I doubt I'll make more headway in the next day and 1/2

but

won't it make for good blogging