Crazy Dream - vanilla post

I just woke up from an insane dream

I was with 2 friends -- some girl and a guy that I had a crush on but who didn't like mike me --

we were going to class and for some reason I decided to call my ex-MIL to bury the hatchet

She invited us for dinner.

When we get there

the house is empty

well -- almost empty

she's packing to move

and she's packed backwards -- where she's packed everything that isn't important first -- and just has piles of her most precious things left to pack

and they're everywhere.

I ask her "why didn't you say no when I asked to come to dinner if you're moving tomorrow"

she said, "I didn't want to be rude"

which is a dig

she hates me
I'm not crazy for her

So I wander around the house-- friends forgotten -- looking at her treasures -- and frankly?

looking for a few things that belonged to me that my ex still has.

I'm upstairs and I see a giant tank of water with a creature swimming in -- it -- I can't figure out what it is-- it's otter sized -- I shout out -- "are you taking the otter?"

no response

so I head downstairs to ask her again -- is she taking the otter -- are the new owners going to care for it -- or is the pond it was in self sustaining so there's no worry about the otter at all

when I get downstairs -- I'm wading in hip deep water

oh -- and not surprised by it

I see a moose off in the distance swimming and decide the otter will be fine-- it's clearly a self sustaining system if so much wildlife are in it

and then I'm horrified to see -- 2 giant creatures swimming towards me -- I can only see their blond hairy heads and a bit of tail

they stand up

and I can see that they are giant blond beavers

(oh wait -- maybe this IS a sex dream)

and by giant -- I mean like 1/2 Godzilla size

and they smile at me with beaver teeth -- and I find this disarming

and then they shoot water at me (firehose style) and drench me.

and my MIL says -- "well they've marked you now"

and I woke up to the sound of my two friends laughing their asses off.

interpret away.