I'm half way through the cookie baking
but I'm at that stage
you know it
that stage when you're kitchen is so fucking cluttered and dirty and you still have so many more cookies to bake that you have a fantasy of a fire
yup
if your house burned down --
you wouldn't have to bake any more
and you wouldn't have to clean
and you could just grab a plate of cookies to eat while the cute firemen put out the blaze
yeah
that's where I am
Ha. Just so you know, the rest of the world does NOT have that fantasy of fire. Firemen maybe. But watching the video of the kitchen chaos I do take your point.
ReplyDeleteSin -- I think you missed the friend-memo
ReplyDeleteyou're supposed to say, "No, no -- SFP -- you're NOT a freak -- EVERYONE feels that way -- you're totally justified"
You're not supposed to back away in fear
tisk tisk tisk
no cookies for you
sfp
Yeah well no cooking in my kitchen for you girlfriend. But if you DO call the firemen, please call me in time.
ReplyDeleteBesides I have eaten all the cookies in the world I think.
the world is safe -- the kitchen is clean
ReplyDeleteand without all that messy arson
sfp
LAUGHING....
ReplyDeletehow did i miss this last year???OMG...just so you know?
i know *exactly* how you feel. Exactly.
Arson...now theres a nice concept rather than cleaning...and we do have some lovely firemen in town....
nilla, giggling