Sunday, December 5, 2010

What a tool

I woke up at 3am last night

Like I do

I usually wake up a few times a night -- I get up and go to the bathroom -- and if I don't fall right back to sleep - I open the computer

bad I know

because if I would just close my eyes -- I would get more sleep -- but now I have this bad habit.

the laptop lives on the left side of the bed

so bad me

I open the computer

and read an email or two -- and then yahoo messenger dings

I think -- 'maybe it's L -- admonishing me to go to sleep'

but it's some tool I met on Plenty of Fish

asking me why I'm up

"insomnia" I answer

"you know what's good for that" he says

I ignore him

"your pussy needs a good pounding"

::face palm::

::disconnect::

really dude?

really?

what did you expect?

Did you think I was going to say, "Why Yes -- I do need my pussy pounded -- thank you so very much for the suggestion. Please -- come over right now and pound my pussy -- the insomnia is so terrible that what I really want is for a stranger to come give me a good pounding so I can sleep"

it's like a public service

10 comments:

  1. Was he from my state?
    Because I have spoken with a jerk of that ilk there myself...

    (I feel your pain)

    ("hytopled")

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  2. Wow. What a public servant. The thing is that often women just don't realize how much fucking they need. And guys like this... well their mission is to help us.

    Word verification irkst - it's like it knows sometimes.

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  3. @JZ -- no -- he's local to me -- but I'm sure that there's some sort of network and he can refer you to someone who will do a fine job of pounding your pussy so you too can sleep.

    @Sin-- I feel just so grateful.

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  4. At first I thought we were back on recipes, and that he was describing a form of veal scallopine, but with feline meat.

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  5. Hey I know that guy, lol!

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  6. lol...guys like this just kill me. Of course they have all the answers and it's our job to just fall over onto our backs with our legs in the air.

    Ever wonder what would happen if you called their bluff? Well sure, you're right!! Meet me RIGHT NOW at such and such a place. RIGHT NOW I say... I wonder if they'd run like hell, lol.

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  7. Roflmao!! I'm sorry, but really, that is just too funny! There are many, many strange people in this world. :-)

    butterly

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  8. P.O.F. = plenty of fools

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