What a tool

I woke up at 3am last night

Like I do

I usually wake up a few times a night -- I get up and go to the bathroom -- and if I don't fall right back to sleep - I open the computer

bad I know

because if I would just close my eyes -- I would get more sleep -- but now I have this bad habit.

the laptop lives on the left side of the bed

so bad me

I open the computer

and read an email or two -- and then yahoo messenger dings

I think -- 'maybe it's L -- admonishing me to go to sleep'

but it's some tool I met on Plenty of Fish

asking me why I'm up

"insomnia" I answer

"you know what's good for that" he says

I ignore him

"your pussy needs a good pounding"

::face palm::

::disconnect::

really dude?

really?

what did you expect?

Did you think I was going to say, "Why Yes -- I do need my pussy pounded -- thank you so very much for the suggestion. Please -- come over right now and pound my pussy -- the insomnia is so terrible that what I really want is for a stranger to come give me a good pounding so I can sleep"

it's like a public service